Oreo
died today. But only for a couple
minutes. Serves her right, that
glutton. In spite of being about 90 in
human years, she is surprisingly agile when it comes to stealing food. She usually snatches it from unsuspecting
grandkids, thinking she has rank over the little humans. So this morning, the dumb dog snatched
five-year-old Emmett’s asiago cheese bagel right out of his hands and tried to swallow it
whole. I wasn’t there to witness it
myself, but I hear that after the gagging fit, she keeled right over and
appeared to be suffering from either a stroke or heart attack or both. So dramatic.
Kathleen had pity on her, and gently rubbed her tummy. She suddenly got up and ran out into the
bushes to finish her retching. The whole
experience lasted only a couple minutes, and apparently played out like a comic
strip. She was fine fifteen minutes
later like nothing had ever happened.
LESSON
LEARNED: Dogs will be dogs, even if it
kills them.
FEEDBACK: ANY OTHER FUNNY ANIMAL STORIES OUT THERE?
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